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| Let me help you steal your children from your horrible EX! |
I'm an expert at:
- Picking one parent over the other. There are never two good parents in divorce. Why would good parents be getting divorced?
- Appointing my personal panel of highly compensated experts, who will ensure the kids' relationship with a parent will deteriorate until it's utterly destroyed.
- Gathering evidence on which parent can best shut the other parent out of the kids' lives.
- Making sure children are removed from the lives of any parents who do not fully cooperate with the court!
- Inflicting severe and lasting punishments on anyone who does not 100% agree with my decisions (I'm the Judge, after all)!
You put your right foot in,
You pull your right foot out,
Put your wallet in,
And shake the money out
Pay the court a fortune to run objectors down
That's what I'm all about!